Moving houses is a pain in the place where the sun don’t shine. Sorting through all the stuff accumulated through the years is possibly the most time-consuming and frustrating things ever! Why the heck do I have all of this crap?!? Needless to say, there are a lot of full garbage bags vying for precious space in my soon-to-be-old room. What’s more tedious is that downsizing means that, like majority of my stuff, a lot of my furniture won’t fit in the new place. That means furniture shopping… Ugh, right? Luckily for me, rather than immediately hitting up the local IKEA with room specs in hand, I hit the internet. What was stumbled upon is the best collection of furniture in the ‘verse! Seriously. I want these, guys. All of them.
Pancake Floor Pillows
When I first saw a picture of these Pancake Floor Pillows, I immediately thought, “Who would make such humungous pancakes and not eat them right away?” These pillows look delicious and ridiculously comfortable! And the pats of butter are such nice touches! A brilliant collaboration between designers Todd van Bastiaans and Bryan McCarthy, these 36” diameter and 2” deep Tempurpedic-like foam are good enough to eat. Too bad they cost $600. Each!
Waffle Bed with Syrup Sheets
Perhaps you, like me, are more of a waffle person. Then this is definitely something you could get on board with. From the brilliant mind of my new favourite Etsyer, Bfiberandcraft, comes the Waffle Bed WITH Sheets of Syrup! Lay back and relax on this waffley square goodness without needing to count those calories or feeling guilty about all that fat. This could all be yours for a significantly cheaper price of $100. And for more awesomeness, you could spring for additional fruit pillows in Kiwi, Strawberry, Banana and Blueberry designs.
Breakfast is loved, but there is no food more comforting than sinking your teeth into a nice juicy burger. Now, a burger can do more than comfort your tummy! Does that bed not look insanely comfortable or what?! Imagine after a delicious burger feast to plop into your Hamburger Bed, nestle between the bun and the fixings, then just hibernate. There’s a place for that. It’s called heaven. Too bad that in this realm we call earth, we can’t buy a Hamburger Bed.
Pizza Sleeping Bag
Camping just got a whole lot more epic with this awesome Pizza Sleeping Bag. Another brainchild of Bfiberandcraft, this 4 feet by 6 feet handmade sleeping bag will definitely make me want to tango with nature more. This giant pizza slice, like to regular edible ones, can be custom-ordered with customers being able to choose which toppings they prefer. Pillow toppings! Delicious. Despite the $250 price tag, this Pizza Sleeping Bag rocks so incredibly hard.
Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair
After a long hard day wracking your brain with school work and busting your tush at work, don’t you wish you could sink into a giant baked potato? Yeah, me neither. Until I saw this!! From the genius that brought you the Pizza Sleeping Bag and the Waffle Bed, Bfiberandcraft graces us with a third food-furniture masterpiece, the Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair. Oh. My. Goodness. I would totally get out of my awesome Hamburger Bed if I had this. The chair looks like the most comfortable thing ever. And the added bonus of the pad of butter pillow. Yes please!